The Salli chair is the man's best friend... or at least for his genitals! Here's why!
Behold: the Salli Stool, which is basically just a horse saddle covered in pleather. It has a two-part saddle seat, which supposedly reduces pressure and increases circulation in your genitalia. The chair is especially beneficial for men, because it “cools down the testicles to their optimum temperature of 91 F°” and gives the penis a place to freely chill out in.
Oh, but it gets even better. There’s an educational video, in which a creepy narrator explains how a guy’s crown jewels will benefit from dangling away in the chair’s crack. You can literally hear the excitement in the narrator’s voice, as the video plays disturbingly close-up images of genitalia smooshing down into the chair.
And remember: the Salli stool works best without underwear! Comfortable… and oh so sanitary!
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